Archives for January 2001
Short report from the new millenium
80 words, no comments January 1, 2001 5:59pm
I had fun at the New Year's party last night.
Real science, weird genius
182 words, no comments January 2, 2001 5:59pm
A question I want answered experimentally on the space station.
My hair is so bright, I gotta wear shades
173 words, no comments January 3, 2001 1:06am
I'm still thinking about the new year, century, etc., but I'm doing so with new color in my hair.
The domino theory cometh
143 words, no comments January 3, 2001 2:06am
An old friend is getting married; thinking ensues.
Edited for your protection
117 words, no comments January 4, 2001 5:59pm
Um, apparently I deleted this. I wish I knew where whatever I wrote went.
Thoughts on degaussing
308 words, no comments January 4, 2001 6:59pm
All about degaussing your monitor. Well, not really all about it.
Doing it for the children
127 words, no comments January 5, 2001 6:59pm
Hostess' Web site is as creepy as its snack cakes in some ways. But not as squishy.
How could rock have misled me so?
111 words, no comments January 11, 2001 5:59pm
In which woman problems are alluded to.
Fair use, please don't sue
177 words, no comments January 19, 2001 1:08am
All that you can ignore about U2. The band, that is.
You only wish you got such invitations
322 words, no comments January 20, 2001 6:02pm
My friends had a screening of Battlefield: Earth. I love my friends.
A night with Gerry, part I: fried fish
306 words, 1 comment January 21, 2001 12:41am
Friend Gerry and I ate at a crappy fast food fish eatery. And by "crappy" I am not referring to a type of fish.
A night with Gerry, part II: snack cakes
216 words, no comments January 21, 2001 1:41am
Friend Gerry and I, we ate some junk food.
A night with Gerry, part III: trading cards
1294 words, no comments January 21, 2001 3:41am
A treatise on Boy Crazy!™ trading cards, in which the author concludes everyone is dumb.
The horror of research: a conversation
419 words, no comments January 22, 2001 5:59pm
What happens when normal snack cake research goes too far? You get a strange story, that's what.
A million words impeding my life
112 words, no comments January 26, 2001 12:39am
Oh, I bought something. Something mundane. How interesting.
Even more words in the way
358 words, no comments January 26, 2001 1:39am
Books. What's more boring than writing about buying books? Reading about buying books.
BYOE (bring your own Ensure)
175 words, 1 comment January 27, 2001 12:38am
I went to some parties, and learned that I am no spring chicken. And not just because it was winter.
An endorsement of capitalism, sports
627 words, no comments January 27, 2001 1:38am
Another tale of shopping. I wrote this particular episode because I don't like you and want you to be bored.
Commercial endorsement
116 words, no comments January 28, 2001 7:02pm
I watched some Super Bowl commercials on the Internet. Gads, that makes me stupid.
Micro(tele)phones
282 words, no comments January 28, 2001 9:02pm
People are stupid. This includes people who own mobile phones. Yes, I'm talking about you.
Bad for the body, bad for the mind
311 words, no comments January 28, 2001 9:32pm
Battlefield: Earth and microwave pork rinds. Two pretty terrible ideas that taste ... well, I had a good time.
Little fat girls at Taco Bell
264 words, 6 comments January 28, 2001 9:52pm
I could talk about Taco Bell for hours. Makes you want to know me better, doesn't it?
The good old days
180 words, no comments January 29, 2001 12:36am
Web pages used to be easier to make back in the day. But my ego remains the same.
Now you're cooking — with time!
635 words, no comments January 29, 2001 1:36am
Have you ever really looked at the microwave. I mean, really?
Object lessons from Easters past
324 words, no comments January 30, 2001 5:59pm
Sometimes, you remember things from your youth that didn't seem so important at the time. Sometimes, they're still not that important, but you still write about them, anyhow.
(Some of) the kids are alright
501 words, no comments January 30, 2001 6:59pm
Dancing at indiepop shows and other anomalies.
Like the Superfriends, but more moralizing
154 words, no comments January 30, 2001 8:59pm
If there's one thing this world needs more of, it's cartoons. If it's two things, it's cartoons and moralizing cartoons.
Burantcracy (a tirade about work)
984 words, no comments January 31, 2001 12:35am
Here's something new under the sun: an engineer who thinks his corporate culture is downright silly. Maybe he should draw a cartoon about it.
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