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The Washington Post's sobering assessment of the war to date has one quote that is inappropriately funny when taken out of context.

Says retired general Barry R. McCaffrey, "I wouldn't go into Baghdad before I had another armored division come up into my rear."

I'll leave you to write your own wry comment.

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ari goes meta

Maybe I've just been reading White House press briefing transcripts for too long, but I found yesterday's transcript a bit surreal.

MR. FLEISCHER: There will be a news conference at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow at Camp David with Prime Minister Blair. And there will be no red-eye tomorrow as a result ? no red-eye, no gaggle, no briefing tomorrow, as a result of events up at Camp David. You'll instead be wined and dined and entertained by the summit-level news conference of the President and the Prime Minister.
Let the transcript show, open parenthesis, some mild levels of laughter, closed parenthesis. (Some mild levels of laughter.)

It's like a play within a play. Whoa.

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Written by: Mud

Written at: 18:29 27 Mar, 2003

"'I think you need to defeat them in detail,' said the general, using the military term for destroying a unit. 'I think you should 'Pac Man' the ring around Baghdad,' he said, referring to the 1980s computer game in which a big dot gobbled up smaller ones."

This one comes from the Washington Post article that was posted on the March 27th Thoughts section of this forum.

I'm not sure which is worse:

- that they're comparing military operations to a cheesy 1980s game I played as a kid...

- or that they felt compelled to explain what it was so that readers who are too young to have ever seen the game will be able to make sense of the general's rather strange reference...

The next question I had was whether the arcade game was being used currently as a method for training other military strategists.

It may go for explaining a lot...

Wacka Wacka Wacka Wacka....

 

Written by: Chip

Written at: 08:35 28 Mar, 2003

I find that remark from the General refreshing because it shows me that the people making the decisions are at least mature in years.

I was thinking that the Washington post was explaining it because to make sure to lower it to a level there normal reader base can understand :)

Sorry I had to throw that in.

Chip

 

Written by: Elise

Written at: 17:56 29 Mar, 2003

"And now for something completely different..."

I think I've reached my own personal saturation point and have become tired (physically exhausted in fact) of thinking about the war, talking about the war and looking up news about the war. It's not that I don't care. I care desperately. I care so much - I think my brain is going to explode or that I might suffer a similar fate as the person featured in this Tom Tomorrow strip.

So I went online in search of things that would make me laugh.

I thought I'd pass this along...


How to dance properly
How to Impress a Date

courtesy of zefrank.

Hope you like it...

 

Written by: satireDUN

Written at: 21:45 02 Apr, 2003

i love you.

 
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Apparently, the coalition of the willing now includes all intelligent mammals.

Not just monkeys, but also dolphins, which are also being used in clearing mines.

Dolphin spokesman Aquaman would not respond to comments that the Bush administration had offered to pay the dolphins three billion herring in return for their cooperation.

Also, there were unconfirmed reports that Saddam Hussein had summoned to himself crows, vultures, scorpions, snakes, wildebeests, and all manner of dark, evil creatures.

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In the midst of all this madness and death, there's monkeys.

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Things that make you feel great: as the CNN headline says, "China readies for future U.S. fight."

I love reading sentences like this one: "Until late last year, Beijing believed a confrontation with the U.S. could be delayed" — only delayed, mind you — but now we've subverted the old world order and seem hellbent on controlling everything.

If this is what being number one means, I don't want it.

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Slate has a series of articles from a journalist in Baghdad that make for much more informative reading than most of the crud splattered all over CNN.com these days.

Should be required reading for everyone so gung-ho about warring.

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presidential endorsement

From Friday's White House press briefing:

Q: Ari, two things. What do you say to these Americans who say they are patriotic, who want disarmament, but don't want war for the examples that we're seeing now ? death and destruction in Iraq? ...
MR. FLEISCHER: Well, the President's message to those people is, they're just as patriotic as anybody who has a different view of how best to achieve disarmament. There is no question about that.

Good. Now if only all the bonehead would-be super-patriots in our fine country would arrive at the same conclusion.

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Written by: Pagan Priest

Written at: 09:02 25 Mar, 2003

Please provide a link if you've already addressed the question I'm about to ask. Your opposition to the war is well established. Rolling back the clock to, say, the summer of '91 how would you have handled the Iraq question to avoid military action? Was there a political or economic solution all along?

 

Written by: tODD

Written at: 17:09 25 Mar, 2003

I'm a little confused as to what this has to do with the press briefing snippet, if it does at all.

And I'd challenge that my opposition to the war is, say, firm or unchanging.

True, I think that a pre-emptive strike is morally unjustifiable, but I'm aware that it may be a good strategic option. Only time will tell.

Anyhow, my thoughts on this war change constantly as I read more about what happens and what other people think about it. Were I not to have the moral opposition I do, I'm not sure I would fall easily into any camp, but I definitely wouldn't be knee-jerk anti-war. Heck, I'm not that now.

Anyhow, do you mean what would I have done after the first Gulf War ended to avoid the military action we're now involved in?

The short answer is that I don't know enough, as it is, about what was going on back then to give you a very good answer.

If we're going to play "what-if", though, why not let me roll things back to before the war ended and point out that, as I understand it, it was probably a mistake not to 1) get Saddam while we were engaged in war and 2) support the uprisings we encouraged and then abandoned to be crushed by Saddam.

At least the first Gulf War was predicated on an actual attack. While I am fairly convinced that the reasons we got involved were far from pure (oil and military concerns seem to rank pretty high), it had that going for it.

But then, I'm solving the need for our current military intervention by wishing we'd perfected our previous military intervention, not with politics.

Does this mean that no diplomatic or economic solution could have solved the Saddam problem back in the day? Like I said, I don't know.

But to answer what I think is your point, from a purely practical point of view (which is to say one which ignores moral absolutes), sometimes politics can't solve everything, and war is pretty much unavoidable when you have intransigent parties leading opposing nations.

 

Written by: Erik McDonel

Written at: 13:28 27 Mar, 2003

We want to avoid death and destruction? I presume you mean such as the deaths of innocent Iraqi civilians?
It is a fact (that is to say, undisputable information) that Mr. Hussein has killed 450,000 of his own people, almost all of which are civilians during the last 25 years. How's that for death and destruction in Iraq? Seems to me that if we know about this and continue to let it go on, we are also responsible for those half-million deaths.

Let's say we accidentally kill 1,000 Iraqi civilians over the course of a month or so. Saddam kills an average of that many every 10 days. Better than the half million more he'll kill before he dies if left alone.

Don't give me this "we want to avoid death" crap. If you want to avoid much more death, you take out Saddam. Anything else is a lie. If you hate George Bush, fine. Don't put your political motives against the lives of 450,000 innocents, not including potential ones in the future.

Sincerely Yours,

Erik J. McDonel
tmcdonel@iusb.edu

 

Written by: tODD

Written at: 18:04 27 Mar, 2003

Dear Erik,

The "'we want to avoid death' crap" that raises your hackles so wasn't said by me, it was a snippet from a White House press briefing. If you have a problem with that statement, you'll have to find out what journalist made it and berate him instead.

My point in selecting this snippet was simply to show that even the president doesn't think peace protestors aren't patriotic, as some would have it.

As to the other points you made:

It is, of course completely disputable how many of his own people Saddam has killed. This New York Times article speaks to the difficulty of counting such a number, and it also depends on whether you count things like the war with Iran or not.

It is even disputable whether or not Saddam famously gassed his own people, as discussed in this piece which ran in the New York Times opinion section (and excerpted on some random Web page, but also found in other places). Hey, I didn't even know that before I started responding.

(Why so many New York Times links? They're a fairly trustworthy source of information on the Web, not just some random site. And, of course, because as part of the vast liberal media conspiracy, they will print any lie to bring down George Bush. Oh, I'm kidding ? lighten up.)

As to your assertion that (450,000 Iraqis / (25 years * 365 days/year)) = (1,000 Iraqis / 10 days), that's simply bad math. -10. Show your work.

Furthermore, it contains the idea that Saddam is still killing Iraqis at the rate of 50 a day. While I don't doubt that people have recently been murdered by his regime, you'd think that such a sustained rate would have been publicized somewhere.

In fact, most of the atrocities attributed to Saddam are over ten years old. To maintain that, without American intervention, 18,000 Iraqis would be killed by Saddam every year is without basis. To claim that Saddam would kill a half million more people before he died (what, you expect him to live another 25 years, or do you expect him to accelerate his pace?) is similarly baseless.

Now, I would hardly argue that it is possible to avoid some form of death or destruction in this situation. Either some Iraqis will die at the hands of a brutal regime, or they will die at the hands of their would-be liberators. There is no guaranteed way to prevent their death.

So the question is how to minimize death and destruction. It is my belief, or at least my hope, that most in America desire to do this ? the peaceniks assume that Saddam is not so bad or could be enticed (or kindly forced?) to stop being so bad, and that war is the unnecessary source of death, while the warniks assume that Saddam is worse than a hopefully short war and that Saddam is the worse of the two evils.

If you think all peaceniks simply hate George Bush (oh sure, some do, I know), then I imagine you're as biased as your perception of the peaceniks for whom you show such barely-disguised loathing. Which is a horribly-written sentence, sorry.

Anyhow, I find it interesting that in your first paragraph you express concern for "innocent Iraqi civilians", while in the second you seem to brush aside the accidental death of 1,000 Iraqi civilians.

I mean, why is it better for them to die accidentally by an invading force than at the hand of a cruel dictator? Do you think it makes those who die happier to have died a needless death due to a tactical error than an intentional death due to the cruelty of Saddam?

Oh, I know, it's all about the numbers to you. Some sick problem of death math in which, it would seem, morals are of no concern. Let's just go kill all those who kill to solve all our problems!

Never mind that, using such logic, any Iraqi-sympathizing terrorist who killed the president would be sickly justified because, to him, he is reducing the number of deaths of his brothers. Great.

Also, it is interesting that so far, the Iraqi people have not embraced your logic. They are not overthrowing their oppressors, they're fighting against the US invasion. Heck, some Iraqi exiles who oppose Saddam are even returning to fight against our soldiers. I guess they don't see things your way, either.

I'm not saying all Iraqis think our attacking them is wrong, but not everyone who would be affected is for such "liberation", which at least weakens arguments from those who sit comfortably in their not-being-bombed houses.

Finally, your argument that "if we know about [Saddam killing his own people] and continue to let it go on, we are also responsible for those half-million deaths" is interesting, precisely because we did know about it when it happened, and we didn't do anything. Oh sure, we're invading now, but where were we ten or more years ago?

What about the thousands of Kurds and Shias we explicitly encouraged to rise up and then failed to back, allowing them to be crushed by Saddam? Are we responsible for them?

What about all the Rwandans who died last decade? Are we responsible for them? And how about all the tens of millions (by some sources) of Russians killed under Stalin? Should we have invaded the USSR back then? Surely that justified military action!

My point here is not to suggest that the US is to blame for not stomping out all evil, or even that it is wrong in applying different standards at different times. It is simply to point out that the US is not and never has been "all about freedom".

We have supported dictators who murdered their people. We have allowed evil to exist. And, yes, we have at times moved to stop evil ? almost always when it served some other purpose to us, I would add.

But ask yourself why we have chosen to focus on Iraq now, well after many of Saddam's most notorious atrocities. The answer is quite obvious, and still our main stated objective ? to disarm Saddam of his ability to obtain and (supposedly) disseminate chemical and other weapons.

Why didn't we care about this enough to attack before September 11th? Because we didn't consider such terrorist attacks against us to be a reality.

In short, we don't really care about the Iraqi people. We never have. What we care about is us.

Sure, it may be nice that the Iraqis, as a result of this war, will be rid of such an oppressive regime. But it wasn't nice enough to move us before we perceived a threat to our own people.

My apologies for the extraordinary length of this reply. Sort of.

 

Written by: Chip

Written at: 08:24 28 Mar, 2003

Todd,
Great reply I must say. I'm not in agreement with all of it but then again we do not agree on many things :)

I will say that I liked it because you backed you position with logic and with information.

Not backing the uprising that we encouraged is one of the biggest issues that I had with the last war. I thought we should have gone on to bagdad and taken out the regime. We had more of the Iraqi Army distroid or surendered last time then this time. They also kept very few of the army back in bagdad as they played the front game.

A few things they learned from the last war. 1) You do not line your tanks up and try to intemidate the US military. We have great tanks ourselves and just as many. 2) Tell your people not to run the tanks at night to stay warm. The Iraqi Army did this during the first gulf war and the infrared of the Apachie really liked it.

I do think we need to get this mad man and there are a few more that need to be taken care of in my oppinion.

Just some thoughts from a conservative.

Chip

 

Written by: Erik McDonel

Written at: 11:20 28 Mar, 2003

Do I expect Saddam to live long or accelerate his pace of killing?

I expect him to accelerate his pace. A guy like that doesn't end his life/regime without taking a lot more with him (such as all the civilians Saddam's forces killed today who were trying to flee Basrah (possible incorrect spelling there)

Do I brush aside the death of 1000 civillians?

No, but many more than 1000 will die if Saddam remains in power. I don't think anyone will dispute that. Which is the worse of two evils - a small number of civilian deaths or a large number?

Do I think we should police the world and take out every murderous dictator? No. I simply wish to throw the "Iraqi civilian casualties are not acceptable, so war is not acceptable" argument. If those people hated Iraqi civilian casualties so much, they'd have Saddam out.
I think we need to take out Saddam not for this reason, but to keep ourselves safe. I honestly don't care about the Iraqis. I just hold people who are against the war for this false reason in total contempt. As you said yourself, Americans don't care about Iraqis.

 

Written by: Elise

Written at: 21:31 28 Mar, 2003

I suppose I would be considered a "peacenik" by many - although I find that most of the motives ascribed to me are often inaccurate - as most statements that characterize a group of people usually are about an individual person.

My Grandfather only narrowly missed being killed by Hitler in the Second World War. And even though he wanted to fight with the Allied forces when he came to America, he had very strong pacifist tendencies. These pacifist tendencies could have been a part of his nature - but more than likely - they came from the horrendous things he had actually seen in war. "No one who has ever seen the aftermath of a battlefield talks of 'glorious victories'". Death isn't glorious and seeing hundreds of human beings reduced to blood and guts and mangled limbs wouldn't fill anyone's heart with pride - unless you're a deeply disturbed individual.

Yet, even though my Grandfather hated war so much and thought it an unnecessary evil most of the time - he recognized that there were times when certain maniacs forced war upon the world. If someone is taking others lives en masse - that person certainly should be stopped.

I suppose I'm much like my Grandfather in many ways. I don't think war is the answer 99.9% of the time - but I recognize that there are times when it is forced upon the world and that not acting to stop someone from killing people is irresponsible and wrong.

Yet while I recognize that Saddam Hussein is certainly a tyrant that has caused many people to be tortured or killed, I have many issues with the way our government has handled this.

I certainly wouldn't be among those who insist that Hussein isn't so bad or that he should be allowed to stay in power. I don't think anyone who kills, tortures should remain in power. I don't think any leader who fails to recognize the basic civil rights and civil liberties of the people he or she governs should be allowed to keep their job.

But by that argument, then Bush should not be allowed to keep his job. He may not be murdering people in America - but the Bush administration has certainly shown a hefty disrespect for civil liberties and civil rights and has condoned such things as racial profiling and detention of individuals without trial or the ability to talk to a lawyer. Also, America has resorted to torture as well lately. The Bush administration has also been enormously irresponsible concerning our economy (e.g. the tax cuts and our deficit), our environment and diplomacy with other nations. He has not shown himself to be a compassionate or responsible steward.


But I'm not against this war because I'm against Bush per se. I'll admit that Bush's is linked to why I think this war is a mistake. It's the ideology that the Bush administration holds that made it so that decisions were made that have eroded diplomatic relations with other countries, trounced the UN and may have set up a very bad precedent where other countries who are having issues with another country may try their own "preemptive" attacks.

I don't think this administration's actions help make the world a safer place. I think they make it an immeasurably more hostile place - one where other countries feel it has to make a nuclear weapon to ensure that we don't just attack them (i.e. North Korea), where other countries may feel they can ignore the UN because we do, where the risk of terrorism is actually increased because we're doing so much to generally piss people off from other countries.

There is something very uniquely barbaric in the way we have approached the problem of "Iraq" and what to do with Hussein that from my perspective makes America look hypocritical.

Should Saddam Hussein be removed from power? Yes he should. My argument has always been that the way we've gone about doing this is what is objectionable and should have been reconsidered.

I will say this though - I don't believe for one nanosecond that our doing this at this time has anything to do with any humanitarian regard for the Iraqi people or whether Hussein remained in power or not. Nor do I seriously believe it has a darn thing to do with our worries about terrorism or their supposed weapons of mass destruction. It's my opinion that those are just lame excuses for the real reason why important members of the Bush administration had its heart set on Iraq (as well as a few other places).

If the Bush administration was so concerned for the Iraqi people, he would have taken things slower, worked with the UN more, gathered support from other nations and did everything possible to win the trust of the Iraqi people so that they didn't feel worried that they were simply going to give up a dictator for a potential long-term occupation of American forces. The American and British forces wouldn't be having such a hard time of it now if more people in Iraq believed that we were sincerely there to help them - and not there for selfish reasons. Bush didn't help matters much in the process by issuing threats on an almost daily basis - even when Iraq was starting to cooperate with the UN. I don't think this bravado made the Iraqi people feel more at ease and I think the way this has been handled will ensure that there are many more deaths than there had to be.

- Just some thoughts from a stupid Physics student...

(No I'm not making fun of Chip - I'm making fun of myself... Carefully considered though overly verbose writings notwithstanding - I'm quite capable of saying stupid things or putting my foot in my mouth as some people on this forum can attest to - which is why I was signing my entries on various forums as "Mud" for a couple days)


 

Written by: Chip

Written at: 08:45 31 Mar, 2003

Elise,
OK let us start with a few things in your post. I think that racial profiling is a good tool. Lets look at terrorism for a second. Of the attacks against US citizens how many of the attackers where not Arabs between the ages of 18 and 35? How many of them where not Muslims? Lets look at serial killers in the same regard. The majority of them are White males between 25-40. Does that mean when we should start harassing old woman when a serial killer might be operating in an area just so we don't racial profile? This whole idea that we should not profile is stupid. You are racial and gender profiled every day and most do not even know it. If you think I have no idea what I'm talking about look at advertising. They profile by gender, age, and race. They call is demographics.

Anyone want to tell me what the census is for if not to profile the people that fill it out? FYI I did not fill in the race or gender areas of the census I only filled out the number of people living at the address.

Did you know as a military member you fill out 2 census? One for where you live and one for your home of record(state you call home). You actually get counted twice.

As for not giving the UN enough time. The UN had 12 years from the last gulf war and they did nothing. How much more time should they have had? Tell me how was Iraq actually cooperating? By destroying a dozen illegal missiles out of the 100 that even Hanz Blix said they had?

Just some thought from a conservative.

Chip

 

Written by: doug

Written at: 19:01 31 Mar, 2003

"Of the attacks against US citizens how many of the attackers where not Arabs between the ages of 18 and 35?"

You mean like the ones in the Oklahoma City bombing?

Or the as yet unsolved anthrax attacks?

I have profoundly mixed feelings about profiling for a number of reasons, of which these examples illustrate one.

"As for not giving the UN enough time. The UN had 12 years from the last gulf war and they did nothing. How much more time should they have had?"

Well, let me rephrase that. After 12 years, what makes this war suddenly so important that it should be fought now? Why is it more important than the economic health of the United States, or the clear and present danger that those of us on the left coast face from North Korea, a country who a. has missiles that can reach the United States and b. has nuclear weapons?

 

Written by: Chip

Written at: 08:35 01 Apr, 2003

OK you have listed 1 out of the last decade of attacks that was not an Arab. Most people would call that a bad statistics to support an argument against something. I find it amazing how if a child goes missing they immediatly want a profile of a possible predetor yet here we have a known threat where the profile stands out and no one wants it used.

The importance is that we have tied him to Al-quada. We know he supports terrorism, example he pays suicide bombers relatives. we also know he will not flench at the idea of using WMD against his own or other people. North Korea will be another target and if needed we will go in with the military. As for the fact that they can reach the left coast you are correct. What worries me more is that they can reach Vietnam, Japan, and Hawaii very important military strategic points. Also they can reach Alaska and our Oil fields there.

If Clinton had not allowed the sales of computers and nuclear reactor pieces to them then we would not be having a conversation about North Korea.

Just some thought from a conservative.

 

Written by: Elise

Written at: 10:54 01 Apr, 2003

I feel like this argument has become a runaway train. I just pop back on every once in a while to see who has hit the next volley.

The only thing I will say is that the reason why profiling on a mass scale doesn't work - is that if you're trying to solve a crime, you will want someone to come forward. You will want insider?s information. But if you alienate the ENTIRE group of people - then no one comes forward and everyone (the innocents who get harassed, the ultimate victims of the real criminals and the cops alike) loose.

It's just not a smart way to solve a crime. Doing a profile on a possible suspect is one thing - but dragging everyone in who looks different only rakes up animosity and bad feelings in an entire population and at the same time achieves NOTHING in the process.

The FBI dragging all the foreign students in on this campus and asking them point-blank "are you a terrorist?" doesn't do a damn thing to help. It only insults them.

Neither does having those from Arab countries come in for registration and detaining them in prison cells. They are good honest people who have just been treated by criminals. Now they feel like they've been singled out and treated unfairly. So why should they help us now? It just makes the whole thing worse.

Here's another hint: The criminals WON'T come in for registration. It's only the innocent hard-working people who happen to be born in Arab countries who are getting the sharp stick in the eye on this one.

I could put in more of my own two cents - but it probably wouldn't be worth that much at this point - without repeating things already said in this and other strings. Plus - as I've mentioned before - I'm getting worn out by the whole issue. I'm tired of all the arguments. I think we just need to wait to see what happens. Then arguments will be proven one way or another without the need to argue back and forth.

maybe...

I don't know.

 

Written by: doug

Written at: 13:44 01 Apr, 2003

does the Unabomber count as a terrorist?

or Eric Rudolph, the guy who detonated a bomb at the 96 Olympics?

or people who shoot doctors at abortion clinics?

"Terrorist" is a horribly vague word, but there's no question that many of the practitioners of it (including, most likely from the last I read, the perpetrators of the anthrax attack) are outside of the demographic you define.

For that matter, the DC sniper incident is a failure of profiling entirely - wasn't the sniper profiled as a white male?

All of which is to say that, again, I have MIXED feelings about profiling. I never said I don't want it used, please read my note again and argue against me, not what you think I stand for.

And for that matter, I'm not defending Clinton's actions in N. Korea, or for that matter, Iraq. (Or in a host of other areas, most of which are irrelevant to this discussion.) And I somewhat agree with your point about the UN - the status quo was not sustainable, and I think the failure of the anti-war movement was to provide a plausible alternative, which inspections and (especially) sanctions and no-fly zones never were.

FWIW, I'm not a "liberal" or a "conservative" - if anything, I'm a libertarian, although I don't subscribe fully to that approach, either.

And can you provide a source that both provides a definitive, substantive link between Saddam Hussein and Al-Qaeda and argues that said link is substantially stronger than links to Al-Qaeda by any other government? From what I've seen, the Hussein/Al-Qaeda links have been largely tangential, as opposed to, say, royal connections to Al-Qaeda in Saudi Arabia.

 

Written by: doug

Written at: 13:48 01 Apr, 2003

This article, while slightly dated, elaborates on the point I was trying to make - why Iraq instead of these other countries? Or is this the first action in a goal to invade numerous other countries, and if so, why isn't that the argument that's been made by our government?

 

Written by: tODD

Written at: 00:26 02 Apr, 2003

Discussions like these make me think I would do well to invest some time and coding into a threaded comments system, but I'm not so silly to think that Cock-a-hoop is some sort of public forum of great import, nor am I not-lazy enough to do something about it.

And now some responses to Chip.

"OK you have listed 1 out of the last decade of attacks that was not an Arab."

It's quite possible I'm forgetting some obvious examples, but how many attacks against Americans were committed by Arabs? Right now, I can think of two: the 9-11 attacks and the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.

Oh, yes, I can think of other terrorist attacks against Americans not on American soil (the embassy bombings in 1998, the attack on the USS Cole), but discussion of racial profiling in other countries is a bit immaterial (especially given that in Yemen, say, looking for an Arab person 18 to 35 years old is a bit silly).

"The importance is that we have tied him to Al-qaeda."

I agree with Doug on this one. We haven't tied the Iraqi regime to Al-Qaeda any more than we could tie Pakistan, our supposed ally, to Al-Qaeda. But I suppose this is a question of whether one trusts our leaders or not. As a general rule, I don't.

"What worries me more is that they can reach Vietnam, Japan, and Hawaii - very important military strategic points. Also they can reach Alaska and our Oil fields there."

Not to belabor the obvious, but there are people who live in these places whose jobs don't explicitly involve putting their lives on the line. Maybe we could also shed a sweat drop for them, too, hmm?

"If Clinton had not allowed the sales of computers and nuclear reactor pieces to them then we would not be having a conversation about North Korea."

I won't argue that Clinton wasn't stupid in some of his dealings with other countries, but to imply that a megalomaniacal despot like Kim Jong-Il is only a threat because of technology help from us seems a bit naive.

Finally, Doug, I'm betting that Iraq is but the first (or second) in a series of countries we plan to attack in some way.

I base this partly on the reading I've been doing on the Project for a New American Century, but I need to read a lot more on that.

As to why no one in the Bush administration has admitted that we'll eventually invade other countries, well, I think that would be very unpalatable to the world at large and a majority of the American people.

Would we have invaded Afghanistan if we knew we'd be attacking Iraq soon after? Probably, but the public might have balked rather than enthusiastically backed such action.

Would the public have supported the war in Iraq as much as it did if it knew that a war with some other country was to come next? Maybe, but the debate would have been more rancorous.

Many in the Bush administration have been advocating regime change in Iraq since before Bush took office, for reasons that obviously have nothing to do with 9-11, or al-Qaeda, and only tangentially to do with the freedom of the Iraqi people.

But those are the reasons that American people will swallow, so that's what we hear, flimsy or not. In some ways, you know, 9-11 was a gift to those in the Bush administration who have wanted to get Saddam for a long time.

I'm not sure who we'll attack next, or what newfound justification we'll use to trigger our attack but look for it to be every bit as ham-handed as our dealings with Iraq have been.

 

Written by: Chip

Written at: 14:46 03 Apr, 2003

OK for your link to the Al-quida have non of you seen the reports that the kurds along with coalition forces raided an al-qaeda training camp? Am I the only one that has seen this on 3 different news networks?

Todd,
The comment of the bush administration wanting to get saddam for a long time is interesting since the bush administration was not even a year old when 9-11 happened so I guess less then 1 year is a long time?

Oh Doug I am a registered libritarian and I am a conservative as are many of my fellow party members that I convers with. Just like all parties we have moderates like yourself and liberals.

Just some thoughts from a conservative.

 

Written by: tODD

Written at: 17:21 03 Apr, 2003

Chip,

As to the link between al-Qaeda and Iraq, I'm willing to believe that al-Qaeda or splinter groups thereof has operated out of Iraq. What I'm not so sure of is to what degree it did so with Saddam's blessing.

Even this Christian Science Monitor article, which implies that Saddam does support Ansar al-Islam in northern Iraq, seems to think that he has done so to destabilize the de facto independent Kurdish area established with the help of the northern no-fly zone.

In other words, Saddam doesn't seem to have supported Islamic radicals for the purpose of attacking America (and certainly there is no proof he was involved in the 9-11 attacks), but to his own ends of attacking the Kurds.

Which isn't a good thing, of course. But it makes Iraq's support of terrorism as bad as that of many other countries which we are notably not attacking, nor have any intention of doing so.

As I remain convinced that this war is not about the safety or freedom of the Iraqi people per se, but rather the safety of Americans, Saddam's warring against the Kurds is not a convincing casus belli.

I'd like to think that America opposes evil anywhere it lurks, but it doesn't, and that's not a tenable foreign policy.

And as to my comments on the Bush administration wanting to get Saddam, what I said was, "Many in the Bush administration have been advocating regime change in Iraq since before Bush took office", which implicates the individual members, not the administration as a whole. I mean, I said "since before Bush took office", which means there was no Bush administration at that point.

As to what I'm referring to, I have not fully read up on the Project for a New American Century to understand them better, but here is an example: a letter to President Clinton dated January 26, 1998 in which the authors urge a strategy that "should aim, above all, at the removal of Saddam Hussein's regime from power."

And who signed the letter? Here are some names you might recognize: Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, and Donald Rumsfeld.

 

Written by: doug

Written at: 18:00 03 Apr, 2003

As to the link between al-Qaeda and Iraq, I'm willing to believe that al-Qaeda or splinter groups thereof has operated out of Iraq. What I'm not so sure of is to what degree it did so with Saddam's blessing.

Right. To amplify, there have been al-Qaeda cells in - what? 40 countries? Something like that. Are we going to invade them all?

Actually, don't answer that. I'm worried I already know what the answer is.

 

Written by: Chip

Written at: 09:14 04 Apr, 2003

Todd,
I apologize for miss reading yout administration comments. My mistake. As for the signed letter well I think it just proves that these guys knew what they where talking about back then. No matter the reason why Saddam had the al-qaeda there he still harbored and supported through monitary and protection these people. That IS a direct link between him and the terrorist group.

Doug,
We do not have to invade a country that has al-quada cells in them however if the country is supporting them then I can see the possible need for a preemtive strike. Maybe not a invasion but a strike to clear a training camp. Even Clinton did that much just in my opinion not enough of it.

Just some thought from a conservative.

 

Written by: doug

Written at: 10:56 08 Apr, 2003

more on that Al-Qaeda "link" - scroll down a bit on this page.

 
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making crime illegal

You know what I love? Thought crime legislation.

According to the Oregonian, a ranking senator in the Oregon Legislature has "introduced a bill to 'create the crime of terrorism' and apply it to people who intentionally cause injury while disrupting commerce or traffic."

Correct me if I'm off my rocker, but isn't causing injury already illegal? And hey, maybe disrupting traffic, too.

So why the need for a new law? Because they're protesting the war, those freakin' commies!

Definitely worth life in prison, that.

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Written by: chip

Written at: 14:38 25 Mar, 2003

I would agree with the question you had on the article. Why is there a need for the new law?

I say we don't need one we need to enforce the ones we have.

A great example of this is hate crime laws. There are already laws the make murder, and other forms of physical harm illegal so why a need to have the hate crime laws?

If I murder you then there is no question that you are dead and also no question that that it was a violent act. Can someone please tell me if it matters the race of the people envolved. If the race is so important then why not just charge all mixed race crimes as hate crimes.

Just some thoughts from a conservative.

 

Written by: tODD

Written at: 17:01 25 Mar, 2003

I know. I agree with you. If the only difference between crime A and new crime B is what the person was apparently thinking, then crime B is a thought crime law, and I think it's stupid.

White people shouldn't get treated differently based on whether they murder white or black people, and so on.

And now, maybe, you know what it means for me to be a sometime-liberal. :)

 

Written by: Julia

Written at: 21:40 25 Mar, 2003


Although I can't find a link online, I heard on OPB (Oregon's NPR station) that this bill came up for public hearing either yesterday or today and that there was no one there to defend it, while some 80 people had registered to speak against it.

Evidently, the rest of the state legislature also thinks it's stupid, most likely for the reason that a few people in a crowd of thousands doing something stupid would allow everyone in the crowd to be charged with "terrorism."

Also reported on OPB was a statement from John Minnis, the bill's sponsor, saying that the bill in its current form was a very rough draft, written under a time crunch and that he didn't intend for it to have the implications that it clearly does.

So it's all still okay Todd. Yay.

 

Written by: Chip

Written at: 08:03 28 Mar, 2003

Todd,
Not to sound insulting but I would refer to that more as mosttime-logical rather then sometime-lideral.

Saw a great T-Shirt just the other day that read "Except for Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, War Has Never Solved Anything" then another guy was wearing one that read "Saddam Only Kills His Own People - IT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS!"

I'm not positive if the second was for or against operation Iraqi Freedom.

Since it is no secret I'm in the USAF I will tell you my office has gone 24/7 in support of the war fighter and we have a few people that are leaving the US for points unknown. So if you are for or against the war please keep my co-workers and friends in you thoughts.

Just some thoughts from a conservative.

Chip

 

Written by: Pagan Priest

Written at: 13:36 28 Mar, 2003

If I may put the numbers aside for a moment, let's assume Saddam and his offspring remain in power for decades to come. At best, the people of Iraq can expect destitution and disease. At worst, rape, murder, and torture. Does anyone dispute this?

 

Written by: tODD

Written at: 23:28 01 Apr, 2003

Pagan Priest - is there a good reason why you posted this here? Admittedly, the comments on Cock-a-hoop lately have been a bit pell mell, but still.

And, to respond to your question belatedly (although I have no idea what your eventual point will be), if Saddam et al. were allowed to remain in power without any intervention whatsoever from the outside world, you are likely correct that some to most of the Iraqi people would have only bad things to look forward to.

But to jump from that admittedly qualified statement to, say, a blank check for war would take quite a bit more argument.

 
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political comix

I've always loved political cartoons.

How else can one spout simplistic political views and draw people with funny-shaped heads and yet get a reaction from people such as the deeply-knowing nod?

Or, if one does things poorly, the "I don't get it" raised eyebrow.

Still, it's a mixing of two of my favorite pastimes, comics and politics.

I've always wished I could be a political cartoonist, but I suffer from two main deficiencies: I can't draw so well and my political views are rarely so simple as to fit in a cartoon box, much less a word bubble.

Oh, sure, I've considered radical attempts to solve this problem, such as some application of concrete poetry in which all the objects in the cartoon are actually composed of words which form a small treatise I'd just written.

However, at 85 line screen for most newspapers, this seems a bit untenable.

But in these topsy-turvy times when everyone's a pundit and any pretty face will in fact do, I figured maybe, just maybe, I'd try my hand at political cartooning.

I mean, I can't be any worse than this guy, right?

Below are my first two attempts.

I'm not saying they're all that good, for the reasons outlined above.

But I like them both because of the cute little world that appears in both. Maybe I should try to focus any subsequent cartoons on him.

And maybe I could call the strip "Worldy" or something. I'm mainly thinking of the plush toy opportunities.

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Written by: Elise

Written at: 17:14 23 Mar, 2003

The ?rollin, rollin, rollin? cartoon reminded me of this other cartoon I saw on the ACLU site: Joel Pett . I especially liked the ?Jingo? license plate.

The world character with the little exclamation point is great. It?s as if the ?world? doesn?t quite believe what it?s seeing.

I liked the world puppet too. You should submit to our college newspaper. It would be better than what I see in there on a daily basis?

Perhaps you can call it ?Worldly Wise?.

Don?t get me started on Ann (loyal opposition and dissent is treason) Coulter. As far as I?m concerned ? she?s the traitor because she is trying to crush First Amendment rights. Where does she get off saying that ?liberals hate America.?? How does this follow?

Do they hate America the way Senator Byrd hates America?

Sheesh.

The Joel Pett cartoon was a part of a larger project by the ACLU to show artwork that has been censored. It?s worth a look. Some of the cartoonists have written interesting stories of how they?ve been censored or even fired as a result of their work. It?s called Patriot Art .

 

Written by: Chip

Written at: 14:19 24 Mar, 2003

Loved the cartoons. Would you mind if I printed them out and hung them on my cubicle walls? I think they would be a great conversation piece.

As for Elise always enjoy reading your remarks.

Just a few thoughts from a conservative.

 

Written by: tODD

Written at: 02:31 25 Mar, 2003

Chip, feel free to put them on your cubicle walls, although I'd be interested to know in what context you would display them. Maybe a simple caption such as "a few thoughts from a sometime-liberal"? :)

 

Written by: chip

Written at: 14:50 25 Mar, 2003

Oh No I have no desire to put you or your work down. I would not appreciate anyone putting my work down.

Now some of your ideas that are expressed here I do put down simply because I do not believe them.

Work however is sacred because there is labor put into it so for the most it has value.

Could you explain the term sometime-liberal?

Just a few thought from a conservative.

 
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[untitled #487]

You know what? Tony Blair has much better speech writers than does George Bush.

Compare and contrast: Tony Blair's speech. Bush's.

I'd like to provide a more parallel analysis, but I don't think I'll have the time, so feel free to do so yourself.

Also, did anyone think it was weird when, in Bush's speech on March 17, he said, "Many Iraqis can hear me tonight in a translated radio broadcast, and I have a message for them: Mekka lekka hai, mekka haini ho. Mekka lekka hai, mekka chani ho."

Okay, I'm sorry, I made that up.

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Another interesting war-related read is the blog apparently titled Where is Raed?.

It would seem to be a blog of an Iraqi living in Baghdad, with his reports and views on what's happening.

I'm not sure if it will be posted to much after the war intensifies, but it seems current as of this writing.

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A senior editor at Salon.com takes the left to task for their anti-war stance*, and along the way mirrors lots of my thoughts.

Or at least my current secular leanings. As a Christian, I think I can't justify a pre-emptive attack, as morally reprehensible as I find Saddam's regime.

But from a purely practical standpoint, the article, though long, does a good job of asking what happened to the left's ideals.

* For those without a subscription to Salon.com or otherwise unfamiliar with it, click to on the link to watch an ad and get a free day's worth of access, at the bottom-right of the first page.

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Ever wondered what a red alert might be like in America?

Well, according to this article, it wouldn't be much like America at all.

In fact, maybe the red refers to tactics usually found in totalitarian communist regimes:

"The state police and the emergency management people would take control over the highways," said New Jersey's director of the office of counter-terrorism. "You literally are staying home ... unless you are required to be out."

This country gets more fun every minute.

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country gone mad

Oh. My. Gosh. I am so excited that country music is now one hundred percent all-authoritarian, all-the-time!

First, you know, the Dixie Chicks really ticked off a lot of people who, like, like living in America by saying they're ashamed of their president, which is, like, so unpatriotic and stuff, and, like fifty percent of the country voted for Bush, right, so nobody should be ashamed of him, okay?

Besides, I totally heard that lead singer Natalie Maines committed treason just because she's married to one of them, you know?

Okay, well, never mind, because while I was writing this, the Dixie Chicks managed to issue an apology or two while still using the same publicity still, which is kind of weird, right?

But then there's their number one song, Travelin' Soldier, which I guess was written before the Dixie Chicks turned into communists, but maybe not if you look closely at the lyrics, because it talks about a soldier dying, as if that's all war was about, and doesn't talk about all the Vietnamese people who won their freedom because of that soldier, so maybe they were athiests back then, too?

But I burned my Dixie Chicks album yesterday anyhow, and now I mainly listen to songs by real Americans like Lee Greenwood, and did you hear about how there are at least some people who still stand up for what's right in this country, like that guy at the Houston Rodeo who beat up a foreign guy because he wouldn't stand to the national anthem of Proud to be an American? I'm proud that guy's an American.

So yeah, things are going okay, right? I'm just waiting around for the war to start and wondering if they might bomb some of the rock-'n'-roll stations in town, because a lot of their music sounds like it might question our leaders, and that's unconstitutional.

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Written by: Elise

Written at: 21:10 17 Mar, 2003

In the IDS (Indiana Daily Student), one student said that they were offended by John Cougar Mellencamp's "To Washington" song and called it "hypocritical" because Mellencamp "is supposed to be a heartland singer" and was therefore betraying his roots by his protest of the war and his unpatriotic song.


I was born in Middle-America. Does that mean that I'm supposed to support whatever the majority of people support here - whether I agree with it or not? How would going along with the consensus instead of my conscience make me someone who is not a hypocrite?


So much for the First Amendment... I guess actually practicing our Freedom of Speech is not considered our right anymore once we go to war.


"You hear people say it all the time-
'My country -- wrong or right'"


Oddly Jackson Browne's 1986 rings so true for what is happening now...


"I want to know what that's got to do with what it takes to find out what's true -- with everyone from the President on down trying to keep it from you"


It struck a chord with me when Alice Walker - the author of "The Color Purple" was arrested in Washington when she and others of "Code Pink" were protesting the war. She had crossed a "police line". I guess she failed to remain in her First Amendment Box or opted to turn her back instead.


In other local news...
A young woman from a small Indiana town is being horribly harassed and criticized because she started to turn her back on the flag when her basketball team was pledging allegiance. (Isn't this what they were suggesting was appropriate protest on other campuses?) Instead of looking at this as the peaceful protest it was meant to be (she provided very well thought-out reasons for doing this when asked), she has been attacked and ridiculed. (...my apologies that I couldn't find the link.)


To Todd -- I *really* wish you would enable comments on the "Thoughts" portion of your page. I'm going to now enter a comment here in reference to one of your shorter comments since it was so relevant.


It was mentioned in the March 14th "thoughts" entry of this fine forum that conspiracy theorists had it wrong - that it was really the Cessnas and not the black helicopters that we should be worried about...


I live in Bloomington, Indiana. An FBI Cessna was flying over Bloomington, Indiana a few weeks ago. When questioned about it, the FBI at first denied this. Later, when others confirmed the sighting of the plane, the FBI stated that this was "routine".


Later, when the foreign students attending Indiana University were hauled off for questioning, the FBI said this was routine as well.


FBI agents were caught sifting through the trash of some of the International Student organization houses and hanging outside of places where they worship.


Most of the foreign students I know at Indiana University are there to either study math or music.


I don't know about you - but when FBI planes are circling overhead a small Indiana college town, and foreign students are rounded up and their places of worship are staked out and ALL of this is called "routine" - it makes me feel like something is seriously and dreadfully wrong in America.


All of this is against the backdrop of American trouncing of the UN. A week ago, I had myself convinced that Bush and his administration wouldn't do something so stupid as to go to war without UN approval. It sets up a terrible precedence. Why in the world would other nations try to sit down together to try to resolve their differences peacefully if the U.S. scoffs at such procedures? If another country wants a "regime change" in another country - what is the logic that stops them from making that happen by force if America does this?


If we're going to war against Iraq because Iraq failed to meet UN restrictions, then what are we when we ignore the same institution? And what are we when we claim we want to "liberate" the Iraqi people and then claim that we want to use a "shock and awe" technique in Baghdad where we will drop 3000 bombs in the area killing more than 100,000 innocents or more (Direct and indirect casualties: 500,000
- according to a UN report). And what are we when we complain about Iraq using chemical weapons when we use depleted uranium in our ammunition that has caused a huge increase in birth defects and cancer in Iraq since the last Gulf war?


Does anyone still want to say, "My country, wrong or right"?

Do people still want to tell others who peacefully dissent to "shut up"?

The depressing answer is unfortunately, "Yes."

 

Written by: Lee A. Paquet

Written at: 11:47 23 Mar, 2003

"country gone mad"- You may make a valid point but I couldn't tell exactly what you were saying. Your very wordy paragraphs need some editing and reviewing. Sometimes less is more!!

 

Written by: Allen Freeman Jr

Written at: 18:35 24 Mar, 2003

"country gone mad" - - I understand what you were saying. You make a good point. I have been so tired of pro-war people describing anti-war people as Un-American.

 

Written by: Frank

Written at: 19:56 31 Mar, 2003

Found this while searching, then found your site. I think the quotations are appropriate.

http://www.infotoday.com/searcher/jun02/voice.htm
"Our country! In her intercourse with foreign nations, may she always be in the right; but our country, right or wrong." Naval commander Stephen Decatur originated the phrase in a toast given at an April 1816 banquet in Norfolk, Virginia, to celebrate his victory over the Barbary pirates. . . .Fifty-five years later, Carl Schurz, German-born U.S. general and U.S. senator, clarified the concept, "Our country right or wrong. When right, to be kept right; when wrong, to be put right." British author, G. K. Chesterton would probably have agreed with Schurz, since he wrote in 1901, "'My country, right or wrong' is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'"

 

Written by: Jessica Rubin

Written at: 02:20 22 Apr, 2003

It's nice to know there are still some thinking people in this country!!

 
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code mauve!

Things keep getting dumber: our leaders are already debating altering the recently implemented terror threat alert system.

Is it because they realized they got the rainbow order wrong and that blue should indicate the lowest threat level, not green?

No. According to CNN, "the current discussion was prompted by the belief ... that if the U.S. takes military action against Iraq the threat level should be raised above orange to indicate an even greater risk of retaliation ... But there is fear that raising the risk to the ultimate warning level would do serious harm to an already-shaky economy, the sources said."

Gosh, we wouldn't want people to know what sort of danger they're in if it makes the economy go sour, would we?

We wouldn't want to actually use the system as it was designed if it means people might be scared of the terrorist threats the system was designed to alert them to, right?

I mean, think of the economy! Would someone please think of the economy?!

But I'm not panicking. I know that any increased threats of terrorism merely stem from our actions in Iraq which are meant to make Americans safer from the threat of terrorism, and that, at the very least, this circular logic will form a magical umbrella over the heads of those who use it, protecting them from any form of evil.

Besides, I know that the Homeland Security advisory system isn't some sort of call to worry about how some terrorist sleeper cell living next door is going to kill you.

It's a call to be more prepared for the reality that terrorists have been living next door all along, and maybe to be more suspicious of foreigners or people who might appear foreign in some way. And also to wear your aluminum hat more frequently.

But seriously, I for one welcome the elevation of our threat level to code red. There's a lot of things I've been meaning to do, such as running around naked in the streets and screaming that the world has gone bat-freaking insane, that I don't think are warranted at code orange and below.

Still, if we're going to add another color, it doesn't make sense to add it between orange and red. No. We should add another warning level on top of red. It could be for a "mega severe" threat condition. And it would be code infrared.

Think about it. It's not red. You see, most countries, during a war will be at code red. And they're all the way up there, and where can they go from there?

Nowhere, exactly. But if you need that extra homeland security, you know what America can do? We can go to code infrared.

Some people from other countries might ask why not just make code red that much more severe and make it the top security alert. But I think they're just jealous of our alert system.

Ours goes to infrared.

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Written by: Mike Riley

Written at: 14:04 14 Apr, 2003

Good one ... From my "real, true, actual" news headlines analysis 3/17/03: "Suggestion: Infra-red. Fits existing system, suitable for threats that can't be seen."

 

Written by: Mike Riley

Written at: 11:28 16 Apr, 2003

Another thought (?):
How about something additional on the bottom end of the scale? Below green, I guess, would be blue, then violet, then (again with the invisible) ultra-violet. For the future, when not only are we not threatened, but nobody even thinks about the U.S. any more ... we become blue. If green is the color of "ordinary" conditions, then blue could be extra-ordinary. Violet could be reclusive and depressed, maybe.

 
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Silly conspiracy theorists, you had it wrong all along. Don't worry about the black helicopters.

It's the Cessnas you should be looking out for.

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ari backpeddles

Pity poor President Bush. All he wants is a little war, and yet everybody he meets makes him jump through so many hoops.

But life isn't much easier for his press secretary, who has to try to explain all the jumping that Bush does.

As an example, take the following exchange taken from the only thing that makes me laugh anymore, a White House press briefing:

Q: Ari, the President was categorical a week ago, saying that no matter what the whip count, he wanted a vote. Now the Secretary of State raises the possibility that there may not be a vote. Is this thing going completely south?

MR. FLEISCHER: It's interesting. One question is, is it going north; another question is, is it south. It's ongoing. And I don't think it should surprise anybody that as it gets down to the very last stages of diplomacy, there are different ideas that can be discussed, there are different ends to reach, different routes to reach that end.

And that's what you're seeing. You're seeing that on the question of the substance of the resolution, on the deadline. But one thing is not in doubt, no matter what the end is through diplomacy. What is not in doubt, in President Bush's mind, is that Saddam Hussein will be disarmed.

Q: Jack Straw said this morning that the second resolution is less likely than at any time before. Why should we not think this is failing? And since when is it up ? when is it likely that this President changes his mind? He hardly ever does. And, yet, he appears to have backed away from what he said at that press conference, about demanding a vote.

MR. FLEISCHER: The President has always said that the United States does not need a second resolution and we are going to work very hard with our friends and allies on this.

Q: That's not what I'm talking about.

MR. FLEISCHER: The President has always valued the counsel and the advice he gets from our foreign friends and leaders on this, particularly our European allies who are working on this issue with us, as well as allies from around the world. So the President will continue to work this and consult with our friends and allies about the best course to take to achieve the ultimate diplomatic outcome. If a diplomatic outcome cannot be achieved, there should never be any question and a doubt of anybody about the President's intent to disarm Saddam Hussein. I don't think there is any doubt.

Q: That wasn't my question. I want to know why he changed his mind. Apparently he is not going to insist on a vote under some circumstances.

MR. FLEISCHER: I think, again, what you're seeing is the President going the last mile on behalf of diplomacy. There is an end to that road. And the end is coming into sight. Until it is final and the road is traveled, this President is determined to pursue a variety of diplomatic options, and that ...

Q: You've evaded the question three different times. I want to know why the President ? who categorically said that he would demand a vote no matter what the whip count, because he wanted to see how all of these other nations stood ? is now apparently willing to back off and not have a vote?

MR. FLEISCHER: Because your premise is suggesting that in the conducting of diplomacy there can be no room for flexibility. And as the President travels the last bit of this road, he is going to work to consult with our allies and friends.

But the pit bulls in the press do not end their ceaseless yapping there. Oh no.

Q: One on Iraq, one on North Korea, Ari. On Iraq, when the Secretary of State said in public today that we have several options here, going for a vote or not, was he speaking for himself? Or was he basically speaking a position that the President, himself, has now taken on? This is just to understand whether the President has, in fact, reversed from last week.

MR. FLEISCHER: No, I think that I expressed it all from the point of view of both the President and the Secretary.

Q: He was speaking for the President; is that a fair assumption?

MR. FLEISCHER: Certainly what I just described is not inconsistent with anything either the President or the Secretary has said.

Q: Well, that's not true, because it is inconsistent with what the President said last week.

MR. FLEISCHER: No, as I indicated, in regard to Bill's question, as we pursue the diplomacy, there is flexibility.

Q: But there wasn't last week.

MR. FLEISCHER: David.

Geez people, what does it take to get a war started around here, anyway?

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Written by: Josh

Written at: 07:01 14 Mar, 2003

Why can't C.J. Cregg be real?

 
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sacre bleu cheese!

Clearly lacking anything better to do, two Congressmen decided that the word "French" should no longer appear in the House cafeterias because, well, France didn't do what we wanted and stuff.

So say hello to "freedom fries" (n?e french fries) and bon voyage to french toast (not that french toast is all that French, apparently, but why let facts get in the way of our chauvinism?).

Of course, this gauche renaming has its precedent in World War I, when Americans singlehandedly won the war and stuck it to the Gerrys by denying them any linguistic claim on our tasty vittles, turning hamburgers into Salisbury steak, and sauerkraut into liberty cabbage.

(And what an American reaction that is ? not to bother actually changing one's ways to make a point, but rather to keep eating the cuisine of one's foe and simply change the name. Oh, the resolve! It's enough to make me wonder how we as a country managed to live through the years after the Revolutionary War without inventing a whole new language.)

But then, and this apparently bears repeating, France isn't our enemy like Germany was in World War I.

Oh sure, they may lack the esprit de corps we expect from an ally, and their laissez-faire attitude towards Iraq clearly isn't tenable.

One could even say that their declaring a veto on a second Iraq resolution a fait accompli before it had been fully debated was a diplomatic faux pas.

Or maybe one could try to shoehorn as many words borrowed from the French as possible into an article about an attempt to cleanse ourselves of French influence, thereby making an awkward critique vis-?-vis the lack of savior faire in making France to be a b?te noire. Touch?.

You know what, forget all that. I took Spanish in high school. And I know the French can be haughty little buggers. So let's have our liberty fries and liberty toast.

But if we're going to do it, let's do it the American way ? over the top! Accordingly, I expect the following changes to ensue shortly:

Of course, France isn't alone in opposing our actions diplomatically. Germany, Belgium, Russia, Turkey, Canada ... lots of countries are attempting to thwart us. Should we then remoniker their cuisine as well?

Of course we should. Accordingly, here are some changes I expect to see made in the coming days:

Of course, we can expect some retaliation in kind from these countries.

For instance, I have heard that the French have begun calling American cheese "crap", which isn't actually a change, but it's still an affront to everything our forefathers worked for.

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Written by: amar

Written at: 10:52 14 Mar, 2003

I am reminded of that Simpsons where Homer's hosting a counterfeit blue jeans operation in his garage. clip

Homer: It's in the garage.
Moe: "Garage?" "Garage?" Hey fella's, the "Garaaaaage"!! Well la-di-da Mr. Frenchman!
Homer: Well what do you call it?
Moe: Car hold.

 

Written by: tODD

Written at: 13:11 14 Mar, 2003

I always thought it was "car hole", as in "A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!"

 
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of course you realize, this means more war

If you're like me, you're tired of hearing about Iraq all the time.

It's been, like, a year since we started talking about pullin' the thang out and all, and we still haven't banged, much less hit somethang.

I mean, Iraq is so last year. I don't really care what happens there anymore. Inspections, war, whatever. Double whatever.

I'm looking for the next big thing ? who's next.

Based on all George B's frontin', I'm guessing Pakistan's going to be number three on the Rumsfeld hit parade.

I mean, just like with Iraq:

So if you're looking for something fresh and new, please join me in chanting "Bomb Pakistan! Bomb Pakistan!" with all our freedom-loving friends.

We meet in front of the library every Friday at 5:30pm.

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of course you realize, this means war

Conflicted as I am about the Real Soon Now war, I've resorted to picking at Ari Fleischer's answers to bide my time until the bombs drop.

From yesterday's White House press briefing:

Q: Ari, you've said today that the United Nations Security Council doesn't have a monopoly on the organization of international bodies. ... I'm wondering where a coalition outside of [the U.N.] would derive its legitimacy from in the international conscience?

MR. FLEISCHER: It would derive its legitimacy from, first of all, the legality is of course, as I said, expressed in resolution 678 of the United Nations resolutions.

Oh, I get it. If we decide that the UN is irrelevant because of its failure to act, our new, better club will derive its authority from the resolution passed by the now-totally-lame UN. Okay.

MR. FLEISCHER: It's also expressed in the Constitution of the United States of America ...

I guess he's referring to the part in section 8 where it says "The Congress shall have power ... to declare war", but that sure seems to say that only Congress can declare war, not the president.

MR. FLEISCHER: It also is derived from the will of the world to disarm Saddam Hussein ...

So even if we can't convince the world to disarm Saddam, much less convince the handful of countries in the Security Council, our actions are still the result of the will of the world.

"Baby, I'm doing this for you." "I don't want it like that." "Shut up! I said I'm doing it for you!"

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busted!

The Department of Justice recently cracked down on online drug paraphernalia vendors (dot-bongs?).

In explaining the need to protect the American public from such, um, functional glassware, Attorney General Ashcroft said that "quite simply, the illegal drug paraphernalia industry has invaded the homes of families across the country without their knowledge."

Which, I suppose, implies that the e-headshops are using some sort of push technology.

Among the items that made the DOJ's naughty list were "miniature scales, ... bongs, marijuana pipes, roach clips, miniature spoons and ..."

Wait, miniature spoons? Do you realize how many grandmas are drug dealers?!

Thankfully, these kinds of bongs remain completely legal to sell over the internet.

The lesson? While marijuana is scary and somehow manages to invade peaceful households, it's always a good idea to get completely sudsed with your frat brothers.

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Written by: Amy j, wales

Written at: 12:09 23 May, 2003

busted you are sooooo coooool, please can i have your autographs

love your music think you are brill
love amy j, wales

 

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Written at: 13:20 17 Dec, 2003

UR HOTT

 

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Written at: 03:41 31 Mar, 2005

do these silly little girls not read the site before they type their pathetic messages??

 
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psychic friends

And while I'm guessing when the war will start, I may as well go ahead with my prediction on Bush's running mate in 2004.

Okay, I don't actually have a clue who it will be, but I'm betting it won't be Cheney.

The best way for the Republicans to maintain power is to allow for a smooth transition in the White House from a two-term president to the vice president, as from Reagan to Bush Il-Song, and as botched by Gore in 2000.

Frankly, Cheney doesn't stand an environmentalist's chance on the energy council to be elected to the office of the President. He frightens too many people, and he wouldn't stand up to public scrutiny.

Besides, nobody wants a president who has a high likelihood of suffering a heart attack.

Therefore, Cheney's out as veep in 2004. The GOP will bring in some new blood to revitalize the ticket and increase the chances of a Republican president in 2008.

Of course, I don't think anybody wants it to appear that Cheney was asked to leave, so maybe he'll bow out for "health reasons", or to pursue "individual pursuits" in an underground lair somewhere in Nevada.

For my money, I really hope that Bush's running mate in 2004 is Libby Dole.

From a practical standpoint, it would be clever for the Republicans to attract women voters, given that they're likely to try to increase their efforts to ban abortion.

But that's not why I'm all about Libby. No, first, I would appreciate the confirmation of my growing feeling that United States politics is inbred and somewhat dynastical. Okay, and dumb.

But moreover, given the popular consensus that Hillary Clinton will run for the Democrats in 2008, I'm really looking forward to all the "Clinton v. Dole revisited" articles. I think it would be a boon to political cartoonists everywhere.

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