Archives for April 2006

Bumper stickers: a rebuttal

Why do bumper stickers bother me so much? Because they're about as pointless and clever as, say, blogs.

The problem with America

An deconstruction of the name America, complete with suggested solutions to problems encountered therein.

The tomato

What is the tomato's deal, anyhow? Was it unloved as a child?

Toilet trauma

They say you do your best thinking in the bathroom. Okay, I don't know if they actually say that, but here's what I thought of while so located.

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