lousy salary, great vacation time
By Todd Stadler · Friday, June 8, 2001 5:59pm
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise - being unemployed is full-time work. Or at least it is for me.
Maybe it's just that in my previous allotments of free time, I didn't get much done, and am only now able to contemplate getting all those tasks done that had heretofore been ignored, weekend after weekend. I certainly can't fathom being bored right now.
And I definitely am not pondering a career with ITT Tech between reruns of Hogan's Heroes.
Why, cleaning my room alone would take a week or something. Or that's my hypothesis, at least. Not that I'll be testing it anytime soon.
Still, I decided to start getting the newspaper again, since I would now have the time to read it. And yet already I'm a day behind. Every day, I seem to be reading yesterday's paper. I ask you, where does the time go?