the fourth - jerk version
By Todd Stadler · Wednesday, July 4, 2001 5:59pm
Today is a special day here in America.
It's a holiday we call "the fourth of July". By law, it always falls the day after July 3rd.
Anyhow, it's a special day when we remember that a bunch of rich white British folks signed a document.
Signing documents is very important in our culture over here. The document was so important, it made the folks not British any more. Well, at least, after they and several thousand of their friends killed lots of British people over the course of several years.
I guess when you look at it, the holiday is really more a celebration of death. And documents.