busted!
By Todd Stadler · Tuesday, March 11, 2003 1:34am
The Department of Justice recently cracked down on online drug paraphernalia vendors (dot-bongs?).
In explaining the need to protect the American public from such, um, functional glassware, Attorney General Ashcroft said that "quite simply, the illegal drug paraphernalia industry has invaded the homes of families across the country without their knowledge."
Which, I suppose, implies that the e-headshops are using some sort of push technology.
Among the items that made the DOJ's naughty list were "miniature scales, ... bongs, marijuana pipes, roach clips, miniature spoons and ..."
Wait, miniature spoons? Do you realize how many grandmas are drug dealers?!
Thankfully, these kinds of bongs remain completely legal to sell over the internet.
The lesson? While marijuana is scary and somehow manages to invade peaceful households, it's always a good idea to get completely sudsed with your frat brothers.
4 comments so far
1 May 23 '03 12:09pm:
Amy j, wales replied:
"busted you are sooooo coooool, please can i have your autographs
love your music think you are brill
love amy j, wales"
2 May 27 '03 8:39am:
Rosie Jones replied:
"Charlie,James and Matty you are soooooooooooooo fit and you know it and i only dream of you i can't wait to see your concert on july 4th we are bringing a banner so look out for it please please please please can we have your autographs ("we" means alice and i alice is commin to the concert with me) lots of love from Rosie and Alice
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3 Dec 17 '03 1:20pm:
Natasha replied:
"UR HOTT"
4 Mar 31 '05 3:41am:
Anonymous replied:
"do these silly little girls not read the site before they type their pathetic messages?? "