finally, sausages

By Todd Stadler · Sunday, April 6, 2003 5:22am

Finally, though I don't have much to say about them, I found the following links (tee hee) while doing research on food for the previous articles:

First, there is this very informative but ultimately frightening page of processed meat product definitions. I can honestly say I've never thought so much about emulsions or "identifiable pieces of meat".

Next up is this nice recipe for a "vienna hedgehog" which, while possibly not utterly vomitous (vanilla, sugar, cheese, and sausages, all in the same "cake"?!) will likely now serve as the face of evil which I previously had trouble visualizing.

Finally, as proof that one should always run one's copy by a ten-year-old to make sure that nothing potentially puerile slips by, I present to you the Enterprise Foods games page, which features such diversions as "Polony Ping-Pong" and "Hide the Sausage". I mean, for heaven's sake, is Enterprise's South Africa somehow completely innuendo-free that such things are bandied about without any snickering?