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By Todd Stadler · Tuesday, July 23, 2002 1:56am
Oh, I know, you read the Onion like everyone else. But their TV listings always make me laugh out loud, if only because they are mercifully short. Thus did I snicker at the Sci-Fi channel listing for "Movie: The Series". And, due to many wasted summer mornings watching Bob Barker go on and on, I truly understood the Game Show channel listings for "Ghoulish Spectres Of Souls Long Dead Guess How Much Turtle Wax Costs" and "Stick-Like Microphones With The Little Foam Ball On Top". As they say, how true, how true.