[untitled #445]
By Todd Stadler · Saturday, September 28, 2002 2:20am
The folks at USBank apparently pride themselves on their service, which comes with a five (!) star guarantee, but I'm not sure any of those stars explains why the teller (upon noticing that I had an account with First Tech Credit Union) decided to ask me for advice on formatting the partitions on his hard drive at home. Nor why his question involved explaining that his friend, who had given him a pirated copy of Windows 2000, died from an electrical shock in a "science experiment gone wrong", noting that "ten thousands volts will do that to you."
I think they should offer a six star guarantee, with the sixth point being "You will be able to conduct your money transactions without the teller making incorrect assumptions of your technical knowledge or telling you sad stories you really didn't ask for."