The pluck of the Irish
By Todd Stadler · Thursday, March 17, 2005 10:46am
Today being St. Patrick's Day, I decided to approach people wearing obvious amounts of green. I would say to them, smiling, "Do you know what day today is?"
And of course they would reply, perhaps with a wink, "Yes I do!"
And then I'd give them a big pinch on the butt! And surprised and dismayed, they'd look at me and ask, "Hey, why'd you do that?"
To which I'd reply, "I'm sorry, I'm color blind."
Or at least, I thought about doing that. Because I'd get to pinch everyone's butt.