I expectorated better of you
By Todd Stadler · Friday, September 9, 2005 2:18pm
In my mind, I am a rather effective force for public good, pointing out loudly and clearly when someone in my sight has done something stupid or offensive, and thereby shaming them into stopping or correcting their behavior.
So it was that yesterday, when I saw public mores being transgressed, I had the perfect idea of how I would handle the situation — all in my mind, you understand. I would walk right up to the man who had just spit on the sidewalk and say to him, "Excuse me sir, but you dropped your saliva."
5 comments so far
1 Sep 10 '05 6:18pm:
jared replied:
"your an idiot, and thats one of the dumbest things ive ever read."
2 Sep 10 '05 6:53pm:
tODD replied:
"Jared, I'm every bit as much an idiot as you are a midget swordsman. And sadly, your comment was not one of worst-spelled or -punctuated things I've ever read. But this is one of the more pointless comments I've made, given the probability of you or anyone else reading it."
3 Sep 11 '05 5:27am:
Jackson replied:
"Hehehe, that's one of the best things I've heard all day. It may only still be 8:30, but all the same, bravo."
4 Sep 11 '05 2:53pm:
Preston replied:
"I read it :) "
5 Sep 30 '05 12:13pm:
kt replied:
"I read it too. :)"