Todd talks to himself, confuses same

By Todd Stadler · Saturday, February 17, 2001 12:33am

Doubtless many of you are out there wondering what happened to my journalling of late. I find this odd, because to date I haven't published a single one of these entries on the Internet. I know as well as I do that this revamped Cockahoop website isn't going public any time soon.

No, I'm just keeping a journal now so that when I do finally get around to designing a new site, it will magically already have content in it. There's nothing worse than a new site going live and promising to have exciting content Real Soon Now. So I'm doing it the exact opposite. All the titillating details of my life are already typed up. I just don't have a way to enable the voyeurism of millions yet.

So then, I will merely ask myself, "Todd, why haven't you made any new entries on your webpage of late?"

Well, Todd, it turns out there's this girl in my life. She's wonderful, and she makes me so happy. Her name's Julia, and she's my girlfriend now.

As such, I am ceasing all work on this new version of Cockahoop. Heh heh. Kidding. Sort of.

None of this should make sense by the time this entry is actually visible on the internet.