T-shirt logic
By Todd Stadler · Friday, May 12, 2006 10:56am
At the bus stop yesterday, I saw a guy wearing a pink shirt that read "Go ahead and laugh, this is your girlfriend's shirt".
Okay, first of all, while I like to think that she still is my girlfriend, it's more common to refer to her as my wife.
Secondly, um, what? My "girlfriend" bought a t-shirt that says "Go ahead and laugh this is your girlfriend's shirt"? Why would she do that? And why did you take it from her? Did you think it would make more sense if you wore it than if she did?
I don't know about you, but the only thing that would have been more confusing than seeing this shirt would have been having its bearer come up to me and whisper in my ear, "This statement is a lie."
I mean, whoa, right? Does not compute! Does not compute! Danger, Will Robinson! Affirmative! Lost in space! Warning, warning!
Ahem.
3 comments so far
1 May 20 '06 12:55am:
Bobby replied:
"Well, I didn't get the logic behind the shirt or that person might not have any reason to wore it."
2 May 31 '06 12:26pm:
kt replied:
"you should perhaps make the commentability test grammar instead of math.
a vegetarian friend of mine wears a shirt that says "feeding hay to a cow and then eating the meat is like filtering water through a sewer and then drinking it."
it does not compute. drives me insane. "
3 Jun 27 '06 11:45am:
JD replied:
"Who cares man...it is just a shirt."