Headlines of the future, now!
By Todd Stadler · Tuesday, August 8, 2006 6:03pm
Oh, curse you, Wired News! Here I thought I was living in the future, but it turns out I'm still just in the present. Pooh.
I mean, how happy was I to read the headline "Giant Robot Imprisons Parked Cars"?
Sigh. But the story isn't what it seemed. I guess humans — and our cars — remain free from malevolence brought on by a race of giant, mechanized beings.
Like I said, pooh.