Police blotter

By Todd Stadler · Wednesday, January 17, 2007 10:59pm

From a gossip article saying that The Police may be reuniting:

On Thursday night at the Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los Angeles, Sting dedicated a lute version of "Message in a Bottle" to the pair of former comrades who happened to be seated in the auditorium.

Criminy, Sting! How are the writers at The Onion supposed to top that?

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