Random thought while at work #82459
By Todd Stadler · Wednesday, May 16, 2007 4:11pm
You know what country I really wish existed? Non Sequitorial Guinea.
Like its near-namesake, it would be a small African country. In contrast, however, there would be yogurt. Lots and lots of yogurt.
When you'd land at the airport, you would be greeted, "Welcome to Non Sequitorial Guinea. I had fish for dinner last night. Hippopotamuses are more aggressive than you'd think." And then someone would hand you a shoehorn.
It would be a laid-back country, because nothing would ever get done. But it would also for that reason be a relaxing vacation destination. And the leading producer of mouse pads.
3 comments so far
1 May 18 '07 7:30am:
Cryptic Philosopher replied:
"You know, if you play your cards right, you could get a cushy ambassadorial post like this guy."
2 Jun 06 '07 12:13am:
self_quoter_mcgee replied:
"If I were an 80s post-soviet country I would be: Duranduranistan"
3 Jun 13 '07 12:24am:
Clearly replied:
"Or so the melon growers would have you (them) believe."